That night,there was a nasty commotion at our apartment . “Oh,my god!! I’m not stayin’ here anymore! It’s too squeaky clean now,like a hospital! Doesn’t feel like home anymore! I’m outta here!” Alex screamed. “U’re overreacting!” I tried to calm her down,but she refused to listen. “See what happens when u let ur girlfriend stay over?!” she complained through gritted teeth. “I’m gonna crash at the cheapest hotel aka my new home,if things don’t go back to the way they used to be!” she threatened,before slamming the door in our faces! “She’s super-grumpy!” Lavender remarked. “Oh! U should receive the award for World’s most observant skank!” Alex (who, unfortunately ,was listening at the door!) yelled,before finally leaving .
THE RUDE, THE SAD AND THE LAZY: Chapter 7