THE RUDE, THE SAD AND THE LAZY: Chapter 1

I’m gonna treat y’all to another story. This was my first non-fanfiction on wattpad an’ I was still starting out there. Hope y’all like it! Also, find it on feedbooks (albeit with a different cover page. The one below is a new cover page which I made recently): http://www.feedbooks.com/userbook/37032/the-rude-the-sad-the-lazy?force_mobile=false

Cast members:

David Tennant as Campbell McSheeran
Julia Voth as Lavender Slade
Jeff B. Davis as Norman McSheeran
Amy Poehler as Alex McSheeran

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Cover page

Boom!! That was the noise that woke me up. Turns out it was my loner brother,Norman toying around with his chemistry set (he’s 36, btw!) “Oye, Norm! What’re u doing?!” I asked. ”I’ve gotta get to work, bud!” I yelled. “That’s a first for u, u slobby Scot!” my sister, Alex mocked. “Yo, dumbo! Keep it on the down-low! I’ve got a guy upstairs.” she scolded, before slamming the door. “He’s a fireman. & boy, does he light my…” she began boasting about her latest catch! “Don’t really care, my dear!” I interrupted, putting on my coat. “Have u seen my tie?” I asked, hurriedly eating my cereal & tuning my sister out! “U know, u’re never proud of my accomplishments!” she pouted. “That’s ‘coz I’m not dad & I’m running late! P.S. Do not eat the cereal…It’s stale!” I warned, before hurrying out. My 42 yr.old sister tossed the cereal box at the door & I heard her cuss- “Why don’t u get some more cereal urself then, u slob?!” I got outta that cramped apartment & to my spacious cubicle. Anyway….I got a earful from my boss that day for drooling o’er some paperwork & falling asleep at a meeting!

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